[ laughter ] "um, back to you?" that's right. kim said it's nice to finally not be married after over a year of sort of not being married. i just think it's sweet. it's a sweet thing. hey, guys, oh, boy. this is just bad news. i saw that nbc has canceled its reality dating show "ready for love." [ audience aws ] after just three episodes. [ laughter ] they've canceled it. other nbc shows are like -- "they made it to three episodes? what's their seceret? that's pretty awesome." [ scattered applause ] they've canceled it. viewers complained that the show was complicated and confusing, marking the first time a dating show has been canceled for being exactly like dating. [ laughter ] that's a reality show! [ cheers and applause ] "you wanted real? oh, you don't?" i thought you wanted reality. reality's boring. speaking of reality, have you seen the new e! reality show "what would ryan lochte do?" [ scattered cheers ]

everyone's talking about ryan lochte. we had him on the show. he's a good guy. it premiered last night. i don't want to say it's hard to watch. [ laughter ] >> steve: you don't want to say that. you would never say that. >> jimmy: but even honey boo boo was like, "did this guy hit his head or something?" [ laughter ] are you for real? [ applause ] it's off the charts, this show. it's called "what would ryan lochte do?" or as ryan lochte put it, "cool, who's in it?" [ laughter ] you guys, i'm about to show you something really funny. it's been all over the internet today. i actually can't believe it. i feel so bad for the guy, but he's a good sport. yesterday -- did you see this? [ laughter ] yesterday a tv news anchor in north dakota, it was his first day at work. his very first broadcast. first time on the job. first two words out of his mouth were curse words. and then -- [ laughter ] and then it's just a tail spin. take a look.

we have a clip. >> you're watching the evening report sunday on nbc north dakota news, your news leader in high definition. >> [ bleep ] [ bleep ] >> good evening, i'm van tieu. you may have seen our newest -- a.j. on nbc north dakota news. and he'll be joining the weeke news team as my co-anchor. tell us a little bit about yourself, a.j. >> thanks, van. i'm very excited. i graduated from west virginia university. and i'm used to, you know, from being from the east coast. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: a.j. "and i'm -- i'm -- i'm familiar with being in and -- east coast. thank you, van." even ryan lochte was like, "that guy sounds like an idiot." [ laughter ] the guy tweeted out something funny afterwards. he was a good sport about it. he was like, "yeah, can you believe they fired me?" [ laughter ] good luck to a.j. he'll get something else.

more tv news, you guys. the producers of "american idol" are coming out with a new reality show about college a cappella singers. yep, when they heard that, viewers were like, "okay, we'll watch 'ready for love.'" [ laughter ] "we give in!" did you guys watch "celebrity apprentice" last night? [ cheers ] gary busey -- gary busey -- well, i don't know. [ light laughter ] i just don't know. and he -- he was in rare form last night. check out what gary busey had to say last night. >> i charge to them that standing on the plains of south africa and seeing a mountain range, and seeing the full moon over it. the moon represents the power of love a woman carries. and pretty soon the clouds and the feeling you have of a woman, that moon turns into a heart. and that heart integrates with your heart. and the word romance, r-o-m-a-n-c-e, stands for relying on magnificent and

necessary compatible energy. and it's forever flowing in south africa. >> that's pretty smart. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: what? he might be the apprentice. he might run the company. >> steve: that's the guy that's gonna run your company. >> jimmy: hey, good news though. today he was just offered a job as news anchor in north dakota. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] finally, you guys, a scientist says that he's made a recording of what the big bang might have sounded like. of course, it got awkward when he was like, "pull my finger." no, wait a second." we have a great show tonight! give it up for the roots! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: welcome to our show. we're back. we're so happy to be here tonight. we've -- i love you, too.

we've been off for a week. and this is our first show back after a week of just awful news. our heart goes out to everyone in boston and texas. we love you guys. [ applause ] if you guys want to help, if you're watching our show, and wanna help, of course, everyone can use money. so, if you donate anything, you can go to onefundboston.org and donate money. or you go to redcross.org to donate. please, anything you can give will help. and just -- yeah. but we are here with a live show tonight. and hopefully we can put a smile on your face during these tough times. [ cheers and applause ] we have a big, big show tonight. she's great on "mad men," we're happy to have her back, january jones is here! [ cheers and applause ] plus, we love her on the "today" show. boy, oh, boy, she was fantastic this weekend. savannah guthrie is stopping by. [ cheers and applause ] she was great.

all weekend. she is the latest celebrity fired by donald trump on "all-star celebrity apprentice," brande roderick is dropping in! [ cheers and applause ] did you see her biting her lip when gary was talking? [ impersonating busey ] "romance is ready over top man --" and she's going, "don't laugh, okay." this last guy, he's a "top chef" winner and the host of the esquire network's "knife fights," ilan hall will be joining us tonight. [ cheers and applause ] he's a good guy. talented chef. you guys, i always say our show is lucky to have the greatest band in late night, the roots, right there. [ cheers and applause ] but it isn't always fun and games. from time to time, we put the roots to the test. that's right, we pick people from our audience and have the roots make up songs about them on the spot. it is time for "freestylin' with

the roots!" ♪ time to freestyle with the roots ♪ >> jimmy: oh, very good, roots, you guys ready to do this? [ cheers and applause ] oh, man! who wants a song about them? guy right there. stand up, my man. how you doing, buddy? >> good, how are you? >> jimmy: doing great. [ laughter ] happy 4/20, by the way. good to see you, buddy. what is your name? >> josh. >> jimmy: josh. very good, josh. josh, where are you from? >> new jersey. >> jimmy: very good. we love new jersey. [ cheers and applause ] new jersey in the house. josh, today is earth day. >> uh-huh. yeah. >> jimmy: it's earth week here. that's how much we love earth day. what is something you're gonna do to go green? >> turn off the lights in my house. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: you normally just leave them on all night long?

and now you've decided that you're gonna take the time and just turn them off. >> i could do my homework in the dark, i don't need to see. >> jimmy: yeah. okay. where do you go to school? >> i go to west orange high school. >> jimmy: very good. west orange, that's good. are you doing well? >> yeah. >> jimmy: what subjects are you bad at? >> not too great at math. >> jimmy: no, not too good at that. >> who needs math? >> jimmy: don't start a stand-up routine. [ laughter ] josh -- what year are you, buddy? >> i'm a sophomore. >> jimmy: you're a sophomore. all right, good. are you thinking about college? >> yeah. >> jimmy: where you want to go? >> i'm not sure. i was thinking michigan, maybe. >> jimmy: there you go. that's better. [ scattered applause ] right here. look for josh. two years. look for josh. not good at math, but who cares, right? [ light laughter ] hey, roots, we got our pal josh here. from new jersey. and to go green this year, to

respect the earth, what he's gonna do is a cool thing. he's gonna -- he's decided to turn off the lights in his house. [ light laughter ] yeah. he's not gonna use lights -- the whole week? we might have to call you for an update to see how things are going. [ light laughter ] for the first song, since spring is here, can you do like a fun little snappy song, up beat, like a michael buble type of vibe? ♪ ♪ my friend josh came from new jersey to party and it ain't even his birthday ♪ ♪ he says he'll turn off all the lights and do his homework as a way to go green because it's earth day ♪ ♪ when spring's in the air sunshine's everywhere i'm smiling because i'm freestyling ♪

♪ hey, i'm just happy snappy, raspy going green because it's earth day ♪ ♪ turn off those lights because it's earth day got to turn off the lights because it's earth day ♪ ♪ i'm so happy [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: good job. thank you, buddy. glad to meet you, man. >> you're a good man. >> jimmy: thank you, pal. good luck with everything. let's scoot by this way. excuse me. how you guys doing? are you good? hey. how you doing, pal? >> good. >> jimmy: hello. thank you. how you doing? >> fine. >> jimmy: please, don't get up. don't worry about it. that's all right. no, i'm not talking to you. [ laughter ] moving down the line. nice to see you, though. you're a good man. hey, guys. nice to see you. nice to see you, buddy. oh, please, welcome. [ cheers and applause ] fantastic. you want to hold this mic if you don't mind?

[ light laughter ] what is your name? >> evan. >> jimmy: evan. >> evan. >> jimmy: evan? very good. e-v-a-n? >> mm-hmm. >> jimmy: evan, the new tom cruise movie "oblivion" just came out. set in the future. it's a good sci-fi movie. 60 years in the future. my question is, 60 years, what is a new invention that everyone's using? >> ooh. boy, you put me on the spot. i don't know. >> jimmy: i don't think i'm gonna test you on this. i mean, i don't know what it's gonna be. [ laughter ] >> i'm hoping for the hoverboard. >> jimmy: the hoverboard. like "back to the future." he said, "finally." stoner's at home are going, "absolutely, man. the hoverboard." you have to have the hoverboard from "back to the future." >> of course. >> jimmy: michael j. fox, he rocks. and in the future we'll probably all be living on the moon, right? >> of course. >> jimmy: yeah. we're gonna probably change the name of the moon. what would we change the name of the planet to be? any word. >> chili's. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: is it on the board?

survey says? all right. ♪ chili's is the name -- [ laughter ] that one you might be really right with. we have evan, you guys, here. and in 60 years he says we got to have the hoverboard, man, from "back to the future." that thing was awesome. and he thinks we'll all be living on the moon which will now be called chili's, of course. we'll be living on chili's. and for this last one, because my dudes, the rolling stones they're back on tour. the "50 and counting" tour. love those guys. can you do it in a type of rolling stones type of rock song? ♪ >> jimmy: yeah, yeah, perfect. that's it. ♪ ♪ evan wants to freestyle i call him a moocher damn there were bands like the roots ♪ ♪ listen and if he could go

60 years ahead what would you do, cuz fly around a hoverboard ♪ ♪ from planet chili's like "back to the future," yeah an it's late night with jimmy ♪ ♪ and new york city [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: thank you, man, thank you. thank you for coming to the show. thank you to all these guys. thank you to the roots, everybody! give it up! [ cheers and applause ] thanks, guys. hey, before we go, before we go, i just want to mention the roots got some big news the other day, you guys. their album "things fall apart" sold 1 million copies. that means -- that means it went platinum! and look what i got! [ cheers and applause ] right here, you guys! i want to present it to you right here. that's crazy!

♪ that's crazy! i gotta present it to you guys. come on! i don't wanna cry. i don't wanna cry! i'm so proud of you guys! you got a platinum album! >> thank you. >> jimmy: platinum record! [ cheers and applause ] there's only one, so you got to share it. i don't know what you're gonna do -- you gotta divide it up. congrats to the roots, oh, my goodness. [ cheers and applause ] that's a milestone. that is awesome, guys. that is so cool. >> questlove: thank you. >> jimmy: got to feel good. we'll be right back with january jones, you guys! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ ♪

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♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: our first guest is an emmy-nominated actress for her work as betty draper on the amc hit show "mad men," which is in its sixth season sundays at 10:00 p.m. ladies and gentlemen, please welcome back to our show, january jones! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: welcome back to the show. >> thank you. thank you for having me. >> jimmy: we love having you here. >> i love being here.

>> jimmy: you're not in new york that much, are you? >> not as often as i'd like to be. we just finished shooting. so, i've been l.a. for a few months. >> jimmy: yeah, we miss you. we like having you on the show. but, you spent some time here before acting, right? >> yeah. i lived here from -- i moved here when i was 18. so like, '96 to '99, i guess? >> jimmy: really? where'd you live? do you remember? >> i lived in several places. but the first place i lived was on 34th between fifth and sixth -- right by the empire state building, which i thought was really awesome. >> jimmy: oh, it's fantastic. do you love the city? did you have fun? >> i did, i had a great time. >> jimmy: those were good years. >> yeah. it was a bit of a culture shock at first coming from south dakota. >> jimmy: that's right. you're from south dakota. [ light laughter ] that's a little bit of a culture shock, yeah. >> it was like, the first place i went to after south dakota. >> jimmy: you went right to the empire state building? [ light laughter ] that is the way to do it. that's the dream, right? i want to live in the empire state building. >> yeah. >> jimmy: were people nice to you? >> well, i -- i -- my whole -- what i expected, my idea of what new york was that they were gonna be rude to me, which i had hoped for. >> jimmy: it's in all the tourist books, yeah. >> yeah, right.

>> jimmy: a lonely planet. get ready, they're gonna curse at you. >> well, i was hoping they would. >> jimmy: yeah, no. no they didn't, did they? >> well, the first -- the night i arrived or the day i arrived, the night i went down from the apartment was on, like, the 25th floor. and i went down, there was a sbarro right there. i don't know if it's still there, right under the empire state building. >> jimmy: it's a chain of pizza. >> you don't know? >> jimmy: hopefully they're still in business. i don't know if they're still there. can we check on that sbarro? >> and i ordered a piece of pizza and an orange pop. and the lady was very angry and pretended -- maybe she didn't understand what pop meant. >> jimmy: i don't now, well, i do now, but i wouldn't know what pop -- i would've been rude to you. "you must leave the establishment!" >> she wouldn't serve it to me until i said "soda." >> jimmy: no. she made you say "soda"? >> yeah. and i giggled all the way through it. i thought it was awesome. "you're being so mean to me. it's so cool." >> jimmy: we don't pronounce the first "s" in sbarro either. i'm just picking. no, i'm making it up, i don't know.

>> oh, okay. okay. >> jimmy: i don't know what sbarro means. i never heard of sbarros. sbarro sounds like a bad name for a thing, right? >> you can also google that as well. what does that mean? >> jimmy: is it a family name? >> audience member: it's their last name. >> jimmy: it's their last name? sbarro. but it's a decent pizza. >> it's all right. >> jimmy: it comes in the box in the shape of a pizza? that's the best -- genius. right? is that sbarro's? >> they have pasta, too. >> jimmy: you get a slice, it comes in a box shaped like a slice? that's genius. they should have like -- >> and they had orange pop. >> jimmy: and they had orange pop there. that's on the menu. you changed it. the one right by the empire state building. you go in, ask for an orange pop, they know what to get. [ laughter ] >> it's called the january special. >> jimmy: the january special. it's a slice of pizza and a pop. >> what would january jones do? >> jimmy: do you have an accent in south dakota? >> oh, yeah, you do. yes, yes, we do. >> jimmy: yah! "oh, yah you do. yah." [ bleep ] >> yeah, we do. it's a bit like "fargo." >> jimmy: it is, yah. and your whole family, they talk like that, too? >> what is that? yes.

yes. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: it's irish. it's irish and south dakotian. it's irish, almost south dakota. south dakotian. yeah. i just invented that. >> like a leprechaun. [ light laughter ] >> jimmy: it's like a leprechaun. i don't know how -- it's just like, "you got to get that true coat." that's all i know from "fargo." >> it's very similar. i think -- well, you know, "fargo" was banned in fargo for a while, the movie. >> jimmy: what do you mean? >> because we took offense. i mean -- >> jimmy: you did not. >> well, yeah. i didn't. i didn't. i love that movie. >> jimmy: but why? >> because we just -- i don't think -- even my own father doesn't think he has an accent. and he clearly does. he always says, "well, tom brokaw's from south dakota and he doesn't have an accent." >> jimmy: but tom brokaw doesn't even sound like a person sometimes. [ laughter ] tom brokaw's, he's telling the news like -- [ as brokaw ] [ mumbling ] i don't know where i would guess he's from.

[ cheers and applause ] your dad has a point. your dad is definitely right. he does not sound like he's from south dakota. >> true. my dad thinks he sounds like tom brokaw. >> jimmy: oh, your dad sounds like tom brokaw? >> no. >> jimmy: he thinks he sounds like him? >> no, my dad sounds like william h. macy in "fargo." >> jimmy: he does? that makes sense. pal, "mad men," congrats again. another great season. >> thank you. >> jimmy: but, this season i've got to say, i barely recognized you. like, they had you in prosthetics? >> yeah, i was the last season, too. >> jimmy: i know, but this season they went for it. you're a brunette as well. >> right. yeah, at the end of the first episode i went brunette. >> jimmy: they're doing a great job on you there. >> i look like my grandma there. >> jimmy: you hear the people going, "oh my." but who's doing the makeup here? this is phenomenal. >> we have a great prosthetic team. janie bryant does the wardrobe. i have a suit that makes me look heavier. it's very time consuming to do all that. to make it look realistic.

>> jimmy: it is, right. how long does it take? >> last year it took something like six or seven hours. this year we've got it down to two or three. >> jimmy: really? fantastic. they do a good job. >> yeah, they do a wonderful job. >> jimmy: i heard that fans are liking you more with a little more meat on you. >> i don't think -- yeah, i think the character itself, betty, is an overall happier person when she gets to eat so -- [ laughter ] >> jimmy: yeah. as we all are. trust me, as we all are. a little sbarro's pizza doesn't hurt anybody. [ applause ] january, we love when you come by the show. you have to come more often. and next time i want a voice recording of your dad. >> all right. i'll bring it with me. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: very, very good. january jones! january jones, "mad men" airs sundays at 10:00 p.m. on amc. savannah guthrie joins us next! leave me hanging, my hand was out. [ cheers and applause ] ♪ the capital one cash rewards card gives you 1% cash back on all purchases plus a 50% annual bonus. and everyone wants... ♪ 50% more doo wop ♪ 50% more buckarooooooooos

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♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: our next guest this evening is one of the hosts of the "today" show which airs weekday mornings here on nbc. and she was a big part of the outstanding news coverage throughout the past week surrounding the incidents in boston. please welcome to the show a terrific journalist, here is savannah guthrie everybody. [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> arizona. >> jimmy: i know. we know that. >> thank you. >> jimmy: welcome, welcome to the show. you're still awake. >> i'm awake. >> jimmy: thank you. >> it's midnight for me, too. >> jimmy: it is, yes. you go to bed early, yeah? >> i do. >> jimmy: what time do you normally go to sleep? >> i mean, anywhere between 8:00 or 9:00. >> jimmy: no way! oh, my god. >> it's a real exciting social

life i have, let me tell you. >> jimmy: and then you have to wake up in the morning and watch our show. and then go to work. >> exactly. tape it -- that's why i have to get up an hour early. so i'm up on it. >> jimmy: so you're up on it. i got to say, friday you were on the show all day long. >> yeah. we went on early. now, i have the "fargo" accent that january had. "yah." >> jimmy: "yah, yah, yah." >> no, we -- i got a call in the middle of the night. they said, "come in early." at that point we didn't even know that all the craziness that was happening in boston was definitely connected, the marathon attacks. for the better part of the night officials weren't saying. so they said you better get in here because we think it may end up being connected. which, sure enough, it was. so, we went on the air -- >> jimmy: is that scary for you as a journalist? like, what do you do? i remember i asked brian williams once, he said he had a bag already packed and ready to go in case you have to go somewhere. >> yeah, it's true. you have to be ready all the time. and i think it's scary because we're human first. and it was just awful what was happening. what, there's a carjacking? and there's a shooting and they're throwing explosives out at the police officers? >> jimmy: yeah, i mean --

explain, update us to what's going on now. >> so, today, the suspect who survived was charged. two counts in federal court. there may be additional charges in the future. in fact, i'd expect there probably will be. >> jimmy: yeah. >> he was able to make a first court appearance, although it wasn't actually in court. the magistrate judge -- because he's injured. he has a throat injury among other injuries. the magistrate judge actually came to the hospital bedside. and they read him his rights. and now starts his process in the court system. and the charges that he faces do have the potential punishment of the death penalty. but the federal government hasn't said yet what they'll do. [ scattered cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: so he's being tried as -- he's an american citizen, right? >> he's an american citizen and he'll be tried in the federal court system. >> jimmy: he will. i heard this -- i don't know if this is true or anything, but i heard that he tried to commit suicide. is that true? >> there's a report out there. some law enforcement sources have told some reporters that he may have tried to kill himself just prior to his capture. but i don't think we know that for sure.

>> jimmy: yeah. that's the thing i like about you. because i was going around to different news things. and everyone's got the wrong story. they don't know what to say. you only -- it must be tough to go, like, we don't know what to deliver because we don't know if these are facts right now. >> i think that's one of the most challenging aspects of this story, or any story. but, especially now in the age of twitter, social media, you see all kinds of raw data. people are making reports. sometimes it's a bystander. and you have to have the responsibility to vet it a little bit. but in those moments where you want to get the information out to our viewers as fast as possible, you have to take a step back and take a deep breath and say, "all right. have our producers, have our reporters, people i know and trust," like pete williams, my colleague. >> jimmy: oh, man, he did a great job. >> i know. >> jimmy: pete williams, unbelievable. >> yeah. he was great. [ applause ] you want to make sure that they've vetted the information and made sure that it's correct. >> jimmy: because let me tell you what i did. and this is the thing. and you tell me, i don't know if this is illegal or not, but this is what i did. [ laughter ] i was there. i was watching you. and then as we were going

into -- as the night got longer i was watching brian williams. and i'm watching it, and i see -- i'm on twitter. i see, hey, we're streaming the boston police scanner on u-stream. we're streaming it. so, i go, "huh, what is that?" i was hearing like -- [ imitates police scanner chatter ] "yeah, we're gonna check out the boat." i go -- my wife's like, "is this legal?" i go, "it's too late, honey!" [ laughter ] you're in this with me. we're together. i'm looking out the window. >> suddenly there's a knock at your door. >> jimmy: but there's a police scanner now on my phone talking, telling me as i'm watching the news, i'm knowing stuff before it's allowed to be talked about as news. because i don't know if this is real. if it was real, but i felt like i was one of the cops. and the fbi is talking to me going, "hrt does not want lights. shut the lights off. we don't need flood lights. they want to do this in the dark." i'm like, "what?!" i gotta tell brian williams! they're gonna do it in the dark! they're gonna do it in the dark! i gotta tell him right now and save everybody! [ applause ] and then i go, don't -- 'cause

the boston police are like, "don't tweet," because say you're a guy on the run. you could just pull out your phone and you're watching tweets from morons like me telling you where the cops are. "oh, jimmy fallon says the cops are in the boat, so don't go there." but, it gets serious. and i was frightened out of my mind watching this thing. and i can just imagine the pressure on you guys as journalists. >> well, i think that's part of it. we hear the scanners, too. and we all have scanners in our newsrooms. >> jimmy: you do? >> yes. and it's very tempting to -- [ laughter ] >> jimmy: i think it's fascinating! >> it's like, suddenly you're going to be visiting the newsroom a little more often. >> jimmy: so, wait, you just hear the cops talking. so, you know stuff before you even can say stuff. >> newsrooms do all the time. in fact, lots of times that's how they find out that a news event is happening. when i worked in local news we had a police scanner in the middle of the newsroom. and we would hear it and you'd find out, "oh, there was a shooting. oh, there was this or that." >> jimmy: you gotta go down to that location. >> you go check it out. but, as you mentioned, you can't just report that raw information. because number one, it's out of context. and sometimes there are things that are said over scanners that don't ultimately end up being what they sound like.

>> jimmy: now, so now here he is. we have him alive, which is a major thing, right? >> it is. >> jimmy: that's a big deal. do we want to get a confession out of him or do we -- what do we interrogate him? do we want to know why? what do we want? >> there's a couple things going on. initially, they want from a suspect like that accused of terrorism, essentially, to find out, well, "did anyone help you plan this? did you receive any training overseas in particular? how is it that you got the expertise to allegedly make these bombs?" so, it's interrogation that's about gathering intelligence. >> jimmy: whew. >> and then there's interrogation -- >> jimmy: a lot of pressure. >> i know. then there's interrogation that's about getting information to prosecute the crime. in this case, his confession, even if they could get it, isn't as crucial to getting a conviction because, according to prosecutors, they've got video evidence. they've got photographic evidence. >> jimmy: absolutely. >> they have forensics. they have eyewitnesses. so it would appear to be a very strong case with or without any

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♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: last night our next guest was fired by donald trump on "all-star celebrity apprentice." ladies and gentlemen, please welcome brande roderick, everybody! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ ♪ it's over now it's over now it's over now ♪ >> jimmy: welcome, brande. >> thank you. >> jimmy: you look gorgeous. you look beautiful. >> i'm so excited to be here. thank you. >> jimmy: thank you for coming on the show. i'm a fan of yours from the -- first -- well, it was

"baywatch." >> oh, thanks! >> jimmy: i read "playboy" for the articles, so i don't know if you were in it or not. >> doesn't everybody? >> jimmy: i didn't even know you were in. but the -- the "celebrity apprentice," you're back with the all-stars on this one. and i've got to say, i thought you were gonna go to the end. you had a great run. >> i thought so, too. i really, really did. from the very beginning. >> jimmy: because you do run businesses. you have companies and businesses. >> yeah, absolutely. >> jimmy: whereas gary busey does not. [ laughter ] >> exactly. >> jimmy: bring it into the boardroom and go, "hello! what?" >> there's something going on. okay? >> jimmy: i mean, come on. you want this guy? seriously, though, why do you bring gary busey back? you go, i don't even need to bring two people. you sit next to gary. and you go, "he's a great guy. we all agree, he's great." but come on. what is his game? gary's gonna run your company? i go, i mean, well, we'll see. >> well, you know, if you need someone fun to do something fun outside and be entertaining. >> jimmy: i need a definition of fun. i have to see what that means.

he is off the charts. he's off the charts this season. and just letting him go, that's the face you're giving. you're like, yeah. >> yeah. >> jimmy: when you were biting your lip, you're going, "okay, don't laugh." [ as busey ] "romance is the magic of every man." it was like, penn gillette is sitting there going, "oh, my god." >> but he means well. >> jimmy: oh, we love him. hopefully i get to meet him. so i can ask him questions. >> yeah. yes. >> jimmy: but what companies do you run now? you run -- >> gosh. you know, i was fantaz.com. >> jimmy: fantaz, right? >> yes, fantasy with a "z." it's online gaming, like fantasy football. things like that. i have cold cock, which is herbal whiskey. [ laughter ] [ applause ] sorry. too much emphasis on the end of that. >> jimmy: no, yeah, no. >> and pantofola d'oro which i am partners with adam levine. it's a really cool italian shoe company. they're designer shoes.

so, really cool. >> jimmy: that's why i thought you were gonna go all the way. >> i thought so, too. >> jimmy: so, why'd you go to the boardroom, why lil jon? why would you bring lil jon to the boardroom? >> well, you know what, honestly -- i wouldn't have stayed. even if i brought lil jon. >> jimmy: you knew you were gonna get kicked off. >> i knew. >> jimmy: you have that feeling. like, 'cause you go like, "well, i'm project manager." >> because at that point, everybody's good. we're at the end. everybody's good. nobody did anything wrong. so at that point if nobody does anything wrong it's the project manager who's at fault. >> jimmy: bummer. that's the worst. >> i know. trust me. >> jimmy: i know. >> and i did over 70 hours of research watching past "celebrity apprentice" episodes. i went to the apple store and studied everything about the mac computer because i knew we were using mac. i did pages, i did everything to prepare for this. so, i really honestly thought i was going all the way. >> jimmy: so you think, whoever is left right now, they're all super talented and one of them is gonna be -- >> well -- [ laughter ] >> jimmy: don't say, don't say. >> no, but everybody on my team is super talented. no! i mean, everybody. >> jimmy: that's pretty good. >> no, no, no. >> jimmy: that means someone on the other team may or may not be talented? >> no. there's tons of talent on the

other team. >> jimmy: nothing but talent. are you kidding me? >> tons of talent. >> jimmy: i love the talent. >> absolutely. >> jimmy: yeah. >> stop it! >> jimmy: you know what i want to do? if you want, because even though donald trump fired you last night, we thought we'd let you turn the tables tonight and fire him. but here's how it's gonna work, if you don't mind. >> sure. >> jimmy: we're gonna give you what we call a donald trump digi-wig. it's a digital wig. and then if you look into this camera, you can do your best donald trump impression and just say "you're fired." >> okay, i would love to. yeah. >> jimmy: brande roderick, here you go. look into this camera over here. [ laughter ] he has never been this good looking. [ as trump ] >> donald, you're fired! >> jimmy: there you go! [ cheers and applause ] brande roderick, we love you, pal. "all-star celebrity apprentice" airs sunday nights 9:00 p.m. on nbc. we're cooking with ilan hall next, come on back! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ ♪

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♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: our next guest won the second season of "top chef" at the age of 24. and now hosts the gritty cooking competition show, "knife fight," which premieres this summer on the esquire network. a new network, it's a new show. please welcome to our show, chef ilan hall, everybody!

[ cheers and applause ] >> thank you. >> jimmy: so good to see you, pal. >> good to see you, too. >> jimmy: congrats on everything. >> thank you. >> jimmy: what are we doing here today? >> all right. we're gonna replicate a challenge. eggs are one of my favorite things in the world and so -- >> jimmy: most chefs love eggs. >> yes, it's the hardest and easiest thing to cook at the same time. >> jimmy: okay, what do we got? those are eggs? >> yes. now, i'm gonna have you and higgins take an ostrich egg. >> jimmy: uh-huh. >> you're gonna have an ostrich egg, jimmy. and higgins, you're gonna have an emu egg. >> jimmy: wow. >> a dragon egg. >> jimmy: welcome back to "game of thrones" everybody. [ laughter ] >> walk out of the fire naked, dragons -- [ light laughter ] and i need you guys to make me an egg sandwich because it's my favorite thing in the world. >> jimmy: ooh. all right, and you're gonna judge us? >> yeah, but you have to get your eggs on like, right now. because that's like the equivalent of 30 eggs. >> jimmy: is it really? >> yeah. [ light laughter ] [ pounding ] >> jimmy: got it! here we go. >> steve: oh, my gosh! jimmy!

[ laughter ] [ chirping ] >> jimmy: so ridiculous. higgins -- >> get in the pan! you need to cook! >> all right. another thing, another thing we do on the show, you know, to sort of throw people off. 'cause it's a party. we're all competing. >> steve: hot! >> we allow drinking. we encourage drinking -- on your show -- so we're gonna, you know, in the right -- in the right mind, you know, in the right state, we're gonna take a shot. so, here. stop, stop, stop. stop what you're doing. take a shot. here, here. jimmy. [ scattered applause ] >> jimmy: what is this? >> it's a shot. it's good, it's good, i made it. one, two, three! [ cheers and applause ] want to taste it? >> jimmy: oh, my god! too late. too late. >> steve: what is it? >> jimmy: can we chase it? >> steve: non alcoholic. i hope it's not tomatoes. i'm allergic. [ yelling over each other ] >> jimmy: i've got a shell in mine!

is mine on? >> yeah, it's on. cover it. look at higgins -- a perfect egg. look at this. look at it, it's beautiful. >> jimmy: it is gorgeous. [ talking over each other ] >> jimmy: giant, crazy egg. wait, now, here's the deal. my secret ingredient i have bacon for mine. >> okay. >> jimmy: it's got to be kraft american cheese slices. i got maldon sea salt flakes. that's the secret right there. you know what i'm talking about? >> yeah. no, i use it on everything. >> steve: is that the best? >> yeah. salty -- >> jimmy: it is the best. >> steve: i'm just wondering. >> you're burning something. >> jimmy: yeah, yours is burning, dude. mine's not even on. [ laughter ] i hope you like raw egg. >> we'll put it in some more tequila. >> jimmy: yeah, we'll do some more tequila shots when we come back -- ilan will tell us who's the champ. come on back! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ [ male announcer ] you think you know me.

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♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: welcome back. we are here with "knife fight," chef ilan hall. steve higgins and i just made giant egg sandwiches. all right, now, this is tough to cook this egg, man. i've been -- trying to go around the burnt parts here. it almost looks like fish. [ light laughter ] those burn parts there. here's what i'm gonna do. i want to make just a corner of this giant sandwich here. >> steve: corner it out. >> you want a saw? i've got a hacksaw if you need it. >> jimmy: really? i love that you have a hacksaw on the show. you would only have a hacksaw in "knife fight." i love it. dude, when is this show -- this is all full of old raw egg. >> it starts this summer. >> jimmy: starts this summer. >> all chefs from southern california and l.a. we kept it local. and -- >> jimmy: that's good. >> it's great. we have amazing people, amazing judges. >> jimmy: who's coming on? >> elijah wood's a judge.

>> jimmy: oh, i love that guy! >> real food lovers. elijah wood's a judge. we've got -- >> jimmy: that's super fun, and you just go -- >> jason lee, we've got celebrity time keepers. you know, people that are there just to keep the time and that's it. that looks awesome. [ light laughter ] >> steve: oh my god. fred flintstone called. he wants his sandwich back. >> you should switch it around. you should wrap the egg in the bacon. [ talking over each other ] >> jimmy: that's exactly what we're gonna do. it's gonna be a bacon and egg sandwich. >> it'll be like a double down. [ audience oohs ] >> steve: oh, shiz-nizzle. >> wow. it's protein style. carb free. >> jimmy: all right. now, try our sandwiches. [ laughter ] [ drum roll ] now, i'm not gonna tell you who made which one. >> steve: wait, i'm gonna get a shot of this one. >> jimmy: look at higgs! look at you, man! [ cheers and applause ] you're going for the win, dude! >> steve: i don't want to embarrass you. >> jimmy: you went for the win, man! you know what you gotta do, man. come on. >> it looks like snot coming out of it. >> jimmy: come on, ilan. yes! you are a good man. that's got to taste good. >> it's a little hot. >> jimmy: yeah, i know, it's still hot. dude, that's what our show's all about, man. we're so hot. >> steve: oh, come on. >> jimmy: no, higgins is right.

have a bite of this sandwich, higgins. >> steve: there's no egg on that. >> jimmy: you need to cut it. >> steve: take it from the middle. >> i don't like hot sandwiches any way -- it loses like, the structure of it. you know? >> jimmy: yeah, exactly. >> steve: you're just gonna get bread. that's nothing but bread. [ scattered cheers ] >> jimmy: ilan, you can tell from that bite right there which i didn't think you got enough bacon in that one, who is the winner? [ drum roll ] >> greta, i need the knife. >> jimmy: you're gonna give us two knives? these are $3 knives you can buy anywhere. [ light laughter ] who won and who lost? >> steve: who the, what the? >> jimmy: drum roll. [ drum roll ] the winner is? >> the winner is, of this fight, jimmy fallon. >> jimmy: yeah! ♪ [ cheers and applause ] yeah! you guys, ilan hall! "knife fight" premieres this summer on the esquire network! my thanks to january jones, savannah guthrie, brande roderick, ilan hall right there! and the greatest band, platinum record, the roots, you guys,

right there! [ cheers ] stay tuned for carson daly. thank you so much for watching. have a great night and i hope we see you tomorrow. bye-bye! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ captions paid for by nbc-universal television captions by vitac www.vitac.com ♪ >> carson: hey, i'm carson daly, this is "last call." and in case you've missed it, we have been in texas all week long bringing you the very best from south by southwest. tonight, we're back at tequila mockingbird picking up right where we left off. we've got musical tv debuts from big black delta and grape st. a spotlight on grammy-winning artist, sirah. and a first look at the 2014 ford fiesta. but, we're gonna start things off with an artist who is widely considered one of the biggest and boldest new voices in rap. we featured her in our "last call" showcase earlier in the week. and tonight, she's back as my

sit-down guest. ladies and gentlemen, here's a name you need to know. angel haze. ♪ >> i was grounded for one summer and i wrote the dictionary out twice. >> carson: is that true? >> yeah, i was still very bored that summer, but it got me, i guess, it got to a different place. >> carson: it gave you an arsenal of words to pick from when you're writing. ♪ ♪ i was having nightmares that i would never reach the finish line and pain is momentary ♪ ♪ i would never see the end of mine til i realized that you bitches can't touch me ♪ ♪ like i'm a million particles of nothing ♪ >> carson: watching you last night was amazing. i know you came from london, you're working on the record. we draged you here to austin, texas. i begged you to be the anchor of the "last call" showcase. what's it like to perform some of these songs after, you know, live after recording them? >> oh, dude. i think it's really awesome because you kind of get to get your point across. for the most part. and like, people really understand where you come from emotionally with the songs because listening to them is one thing. but seeing them live is just like, an entire new aesthetic. ♪ >> carson: it was a great